Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.

I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.

by Kmo7 April 12, 2020

Stream cleaning

The act of using your hot urine to clean the inside of the toilet bowl while peeing.

Wife - "Did you clean the toilet up, we have company coming over."

Husband - "I'll do some heavy stream cleaning as soon as I finish this beer."

by super skeetv2 October 18, 2015

Mr. Clean

THE HOTTEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE EARTH

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM

by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019

Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 2, 2017

Cleaning the Cartridge

The act of removing the penis from the vagina before ejaculation, inserting into the mouth while ejaculating, then putting it back into the vagina

Guy 1: Me and my girl tried cleaning the cartridge last night
Guy 2: How’d it go?
Guy 1: It was tricky, but felt amazing

by longhairedirishman16 July 22, 2020

clean sleeve

A complete and utter asshole. A total jerk that won't shut up and thinks they are "All that".

That guy's a clean sleeve

by -Unregistered August 14, 2016

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019