Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
by Ladymae March 03, 2018
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ram batter

Excessive vaginal discharge as a result of rough sexual intercourse.
"Wouldn't you want to stick you're dick in 13-years of a no cock pussy?" as he described his experience with a bull dyke's girlfriend to his homies.
"Just ram batter baby...all day..."
by BT_the_Builder November 23, 2015
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Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours
by csace April 04, 2020
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Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka
by En3630 September 27, 2022
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Batters up

Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight
by TheSharmane July 28, 2024
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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
Can we try Battered Butthole
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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Battered

Slang term being hurt by being hit repeatedly usually hurt symptom beat up

A damaged item or object by age or repeated use

Actual meaning: fish often the fish is covered in batter, egg and breadcrumbs, flour, or herbs and spices before being fried and served, often with a slice of lemon
Slang: someone who is drunk or tipsy
Battered
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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