Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.

Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;

by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 02, 2019

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 08, 2025

Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever

Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava

by BrittneyE. August 09, 2011

Alan jackson

The only country singer who still sounds country

Alan jackson is good

by Obama Bin Laden March 29, 2023

Pulling an Alan

Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong

" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"

by pussymonster042 September 22, 2023

Alaned

This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.

You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.

by MALINSO May 24, 2023

Alan Kulwicki

A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.

Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.

by AK7Forever October 30, 2023