Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016

texas grip

12 beers

Texas grip, 12 beers

by Glencraig September 28, 2013

Gripping Nelly

The act of someone casting a squid lour into a girls vagina

That gripping nelly caught my dinner

by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023

Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.

“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”

by The Sire O’ Lord November 7, 2023

Bro grip

The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.

That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.

After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.

by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019

claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable

Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.

by Unfortunatehand June 16, 2018

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021