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that tree is far away 

The expression "that tree is far away" is used in situations to express that the last statement made by that speaker is irrelevant and unimportant information that can be ignored, rather than repeated. It's best used as a reply when a person mumbles something, an accompanying individual cannot understand and asks for them to re-say their last line, only to be told "that tree is far away," indicating that what they originally spoke was not worth repeating.

It's derived from a Mitch Hedberg comedy act:
"I mumble a lot on stage, I'm a mumblerer. But sometimes what I mumble is some insignificant shit. Like I'll be walking down the street with my friend, and I will have said something, but he didn't hear me, so he says "What!?" SO I'll say it again, and again he had not heard me, so he'd say, "What!?" And now by this time I am yelling "That tree is very far away!"
Two people are walking to the subway...
Person A: (mumbles) Smells like popcorn in here
Person B: What?
Person A: Nothing
Person B: ???
Person A: That tree is far away

that girl is dank 

For a girl to look hot, slang often used around South-East London, normally used as an adverb at the end of a sentence, spoken aloud amongst friends
that girl is dank by LearnThaThing December 7, 2014

That's not what your mom said last night 

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

that's what i'm talking about 

Something you say when you see something really cool, or a hot girl walks by. You can say it even if you never talked about the subject before.
Two dudes sitting around.
15 minutes of silence
Dude #1: "Look at that chick!"
Dude #2: "That's what I'm talkin about!"

That's hot 

This phrase usually means "that's sexy" although it can also mean "that's cool."

In 2005, celebrity Paris Hilton began using "that's hot" as a catch phrase, increasing the popularity of the less common "that's cool" meaning.
The more traditional "sexy" meaning:
Chad: Check out my new miniskirt.
Derek: That's hot!

The recently popularized meaning:
Chad: Check out the celebrity phone numbers I downloaded from some the net. Some stupid famous chick had them on her mobile phone and they got stolen.
Paris: That's hot!
That's hot by Trudy Wower August 28, 2005

That girl has a pretty voice 

Mom, that's Justin Bieber.
Mom: That girl has a pretty voice!
Me: Mom, that's Justin Bieber.