Target Gang

You have to walk to Target during track practice to be in it.

Yo did you here that Paul walked to Target and is now in Target Gang.

by Target Gang September 26, 2019

thargrand

Your average fucking alcoholic

You are like thargrand

by Thargrand October 24, 2019

Target

Your Target of affection, your crush

“I just saw target today! We are so getting married!”

by Hey Hallie July 6, 2020

targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

by Married2aScott September 18, 2020

targetory

The endless cycle you spend at target looking for something

Dude, yesterday I spent half an hour in targetory looking for candles.

by Atdantis October 17, 2020

target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work

“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.

I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.

by White Obama :) January 27, 2021