thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

Thotopotamus

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois

Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?

by mr.lahey June 2, 2015

Thot Repellant

a spray used to repel thots from oneself (typically a strong-smelling cologne). Similar to insect repellant except for thots

Oh shit, this place is crawling with thots, I better put on some Thot Repellant!

by deff.king May 7, 2017

Thotamous Prime

A super hoe.
The optimous prime of hoes.

That bitch fucks everybody she the real thotamous prime.

by pimpdaddy Lemon Drop September 28, 2017

Thottom

A gay male who bottoms and is considered a thot that talks to multiple men, resulting in the term thottom.

"Michael is always giving himself out to many guys, he's a thottom."

"How is his booty not sore from all his hookups? He's the ultimate thottom."

by Trafy February 3, 2018

Thorter

Someone who is abnormally big (not fat), tall, with insanely large feet. They stomp around in their chanclas thinking that they look "dainty".

Have you seen Trevor Moran? He is a class A thorter.

by CelebDefiners May 17, 2018