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Power Texting

Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.
Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!
by AdamKrenz March 2, 2011
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Morse Code texting

Any text composed on a cell phone without a "QWERTY" keyboard. A text composed through rapidly punching numbers to spell.
Dude, you still have that old phone of yours without a keyboard?

Yeah. I've been morse code texting to everyone and it's driving me insane!
by brainstorm85 July 19, 2011
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scandalous-[texting]

Just what you think it means :

Text messaging someone with scandalous subject matter

TALKING TRASH VIA TEXT MESSAGE
My old man caught me SCANDALOUS-TEXTING another man.

scandalous-texting is all that girl ever does
by ms.fabulous August 19, 2008
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mass texticide

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.
Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"
by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009
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table texting

When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
by osco50 August 1, 2008
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Double Texting

The act of using two texts in order to convey information that only required a single text.
Andrew: Yo im about to go apple picking
Nicole: Haha I love apple picking!
Nicole: Will you bring me back some?
Andrew: Youre always double texting me :p
by Eskwiomnos October 7, 2011
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Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
by freddy8289 March 2, 2010
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