text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off

Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man

by stangz1 February 8, 2009

splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person

"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"

by chudgin_along December 6, 2014

Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.

Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.

by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012

Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.

Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."

by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009

wait text

when you wait to send a text so it doesn't seem like you are over obsessed with the person or creepy

Dude im gonna do a wait text so Julia doesn't think im a creep

by skatelyfe69 October 7, 2013

Oedipus Text

A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!

by sharondeen October 4, 2012