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text lurker

The person that creepers over your shoulder well you are sending a message via your mobile phone. This person often asks you a question relating to the message sent to one of your friends.
Adam (textmessage)- Hey Michelle, it was nice seeing you yesterday.
Adam's Mom: Who is Michelle?
Adam: Mom, quit being a text lurker!
by donttextlurk13 April 22, 2010
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Texbian

Texbian - 1) a lesbian from Texas

2) A female homosexual who hails from the Lone Star State
Elvira : My cousin is coming from Dallas to spend a few weeks - you'll love her.
Rogelio: Awesome - maybe you can set us up...
Elvira : Doubtful, dude..she's a Texbian.
Rogelio : Day-um - just my luck !
by TrudyS July 25, 2010
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Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010
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Textortion

The act of using cell phone text messages to threaten harm on a person or property for individual gain and/or benefit.

Based on a January 2011 criminal incident in Franklin, Tennessee where a man stole a cell phone, was offered a $100 reward "in-kind" for it's return, but instead demanded a higher amount - effectively holding it for "ransom."

Local media (specifically WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville) billed him as the "Textortionist."
On January 14th, 2011, 26-year-old Bradley Vaughn was arrested in Franklin, Tennessee - charged with felony theft and resisting arrest.

His victim had accidentally left his cell phone among the merchandise of a local retail store. When he realized he was missing it, he returned to find it had been stolen. Using a borrowed cell phone, he proceeded to text his own phone in an effort to retrieve it - offering a $100 reward for its return.

Bradley Vaughn allegedly returned the text, demanding $180 - effectively holding it for ransom. He instructed the victim to place the ransom amount underneath a glass of ice at a local restaurant.

The victim informed local law enforcement prior to the ransom exchange. Police set up a "sting" operation and, after a scuffle, arrested Bradley Vaughn - attempting to retrieve the bait ransom money left by the victim.

Local media reported the incident, billing Bradley Vaughn as a "Textortionist" (Courtesy WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville)
by specterpoint January 16, 2011
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texting supremacy

Having the last word in texting form by not responding. Shows social superiority in that one has better things to do than respond to a text that says "kk". Double points if used successfully against a member of the opposite sex. An ego-boosting phenomenon.
Emma: I didn't text Ted back, he tells me he's going to the gym? Like I care.
Elise: Texting supremacy. Way to not dignify that shit.
by Plasticworks March 20, 2011
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Text and Run

The act of starting a text message conversation, and then abandoning it after the other person has a chance to answer.
1:
-"Dude, Bill committed a total text and run yesterday. He asked me about my ulcer, and then didn't reply for the rest of the night."

2:
A: Hows it going? U enjoying that new bedspread? Hows Larry?
B: Good thanks! Larry's fine. How's life?
A: *never responds*
by J Ames June 8, 2013
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Textashionship

A relationship that only consists of texting.
Kathi and I have formed a textashionship afer meeting online.
by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016
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