The Taste Test

The Taste Test is when a female pours red wine over the vaginal area while she is on her period. She then forces you to eat her out while you attempt to decipher the difference between the wine and the blood.

Yo dawg, this girl gave me The Taste Test last night and I could tell she had some heavy flow.

by Brother GUAR March 24, 2020

Tessa

Tessa is a wonderful. Sometimes she forgets how wonderful she is and needs people to reassure her. She is a cruel heartbreaker but that's what her friends love about her, that she always gives people the truest feedback. Tessa is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet so if you do never let her go

Friend: how does my outfit look
Tessa: Girl you know you can look way better then that because right now u look like you just came out of a trash
Friend: your so rude but at least u won't let me go out looking like I just came out of a dumster

by Girlsbesties March 10, 2018

Chuck Testa

You probably thought I was going to define Chuck Testa... Nope! Chuck Testa.

Tough love baby.

Nope, Chuck Testa

by Ville Blixa November 9, 2011

Tessa Netting

A Youtuber/Actress/Singer/Dancer/Former Ballet Girl in Billy Elliot on Broadway. She's amazing. Her fandom is fun to be a part of, considering she actually COMMUNICATES with her fans and she is a fangirl herself.

Me- Have you heard of Tessa Netting?
Person- No.
Me- YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!

by jbpink6 June 27, 2013

Tess

Tess is the sweetest person ever! She is nice, sweet, but shy when you first meet her. She is quiet, but talks a lot. She is really oblivious to almost everything going on around her. Otherwise, she is almost perfect besides that! She plays so many sports, she is so pretty, and so sweet. You have to love Tess.

Me: hey, look there is a huge plane flying by!
Friend: Where?
Me: Are you serious? Like right above you!
Friend: Oh, I see it.
Me: Man, you just pulled a Tess.
Friend: Haha, yep, i totally did.

by Andrew McAth November 27, 2011

test

slang for testosterone..steroid hormones.

This cycle I'm stacking test with fina for some serious gains.

by test is best September 7, 2007

Nickelback Test

A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.

Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.

"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"

"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"

"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."

by jblakely April 14, 2010