Testiclepathy

When the seam of the nutsack is orally encountered, a strange Echo occurs in both ears.

She worked my balls so good the testiclepathy echoed in my ears for 3 days

by Rustyplunger September 15, 2018

Testicle fuck

the act of placing a penis in between two testicles and making rapid humping motions repeatedly

The last time I saw a pair of testicles that nice I had to testicle fuck them

by skinnypenis42069 March 24, 2019

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

testi cancer

When something happens to your balls and then they hurt

Aled has it

E.g Aled has testi cancer cause he pulled his trousers up too high now his willy hurts

by Mathew gray gubler April 21, 2021

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

Testic

A westernizing of the crude british slang- bollocks; which means testicles.
Testic, adj.
To describe when something is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable. Derrived from testicles.

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "Thut up, yo. That's testic as fuck!"

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021