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Grade Tease

Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.

The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.

The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.
Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry

Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.

(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)
by Northern1 April 6, 2011
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horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness
Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"
by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011
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raid tease

When a raid has been set up, you have prepared for the raid and when you show up the raid has been canceled.
Man I was sure ready to raid what a raid tease.
by totalherber June 19, 2011
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ice tease

Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.
I held my cup to the ice maker for at least a minute, but my need for cubes was not satisfied...all I got was an ice tease.
by Spread like Mike Honcho October 25, 2011
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Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.
Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.
by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012
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Wall Tease

A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.

A means of getting attention.
Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "Oh it's not important"

Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"
by Leonhart September 11, 2012
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hustle tease

Someone who builds up your self-worth and esteem initially, and then deflates all your hopes and dreams in a "hustler" style persona move.
You are such a hustle tease to me.
by DBoy June 27, 2014
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