Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.

Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank

by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017

chink tank

The act of several asians getting together to reverse engineer an american product thinking its superior. Also an asian group ho writes and shoots funny videos for youtube.

Did you see tie my shoe video? Ya that chink tank effort was pretty funny.

by argo April 19, 2015

stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.

My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.

by htpk August 29, 2016

Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.

My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.

by Slerotin August 27, 2013

tank up

To drink heavily to the point of getting zonked out of your mind.

Last night I tanked up so much, that I passed out and dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of beer.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

tanks yuo

"Thank you." See tanks; yuo.

Yeh, luser, dat was soo l33t. Tanks, yuo!

by CelticWonder November 19, 2002

tank tits

a name given to a girl with enormously huge tits

Damn, look a tank tits standing by the door!

by papa smurph May 13, 2005