Obamaville Syrup

A syrup with a thick consistency, typically financed by food stamps, Obama care and musical parodies of Margaritaville. It is also the kind of realistic drip (epic coolness but also realism) exhibited by poor people who beat the system .

Rush Limbaugh (on the radio): We are wasting away in Obamaville waiting for our government checks
Dudebro: Wow Rush really has that Obamaville Syrup huh?
Chad Chaddington the Chadster: yuhhhhhhh

by Disciple of Brudda Osas March 30, 2021

SYRUP PEDOPHILE

the most successful PEDOPHILE created by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK.

In POLYANNA HALEY MILLS put syrup in her friends hair as she slept.

HAWKS GAY SPA , let's a 15 year young boy in.

the label MY TOP PEDOPHILE

to prove ALAN I WALDMAN in the PONNI SAN MATEO MENTAL HOSPITAL forced , gave a RIMJOB to a guy on the WHEELCHAIR who was hungry for syruponeverything as under my pillow in my bedroom I found SYRUP stickiness where the SYRUP PEDOPHILE was trained by the SYRUPMONKEY on the 43rd FLOOR of MANDALAY BAY countless times been molested by a PEDOPHILE as a child and my sticky love engine convinced him to COME TO MY BED as we were roommates as he became mine and RIMMED THE SHIT out of his ASSH0LE as STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK PADDICK issued the POSTUMOUS HUNGRY GHOST as I had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED ORDERS. as SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE ANAL ALAN as Industry ALAWANA did his SUCK DICK molestation TRAUMA duty.

you kidding me ALAN I WALDMAN as you were FIVE YEARS YOUNG and that evolved you into a SYRUP PEDOPHOLE .

here comes ALAN I WALDMAN so this FIFTEEN YEAR YOUNG boy is laying down in this a little darker quiet area in HAWKS GAY SPA on his stomach and this SYRUP PEDOPHILE comes along and starts RIMMING HIS ASSH0LE and he says STOP!!!! but STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK HUNGRY GHOST who is a big SPORTS FAN says enjoy your PEDOPHILIA SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE as LAWRRENCE EDWARD (PAGE) would not have it any other I had (MA)CA(R)ONIAND CHEESE today as G00GLE MEAL three hours old but WARMRD UP as COMMUNIST PROMISCUOUS PROSTITITE DOG ALAN I WALDMAN runs into 7-ELEVEN and warms up his PULLED PORK CHICKEN MEAL as nice G00GLER who gave the meal to me with PAGE.PEDO compliments.

MY TOP PEDOPHILE = SYRUP PEDOPHILE

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 29, 2022

high fructose corn syrup daddy

A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.

He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.

by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025

strawberry syrup

When you and your girl are messing around with the whipped cream, you put some on her cooter not knowing she on her period so it looks like strawberry syrup.

“Yo babe where’d you get that strawberry syrup, I didn’t know we had any” “What syrup?”

by B1tchD35tr0y3r May 19, 2020

Shame syrup

The unfortunate discharge that follows a shameful hookup.

“Can you believe the amount of shame syrup he has?”
“His dick was covered in shame syrup after that teacher-student affair.”

by Vikit June 1, 2024

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

cunt syrup

When cum is so sticky, it is like syrup when it touches literally anything; you cannot get it off. Even after washing, scrubbing down, etc. There’s always some sticky left over.

We went at it so hard, I made her cum; shooting out cunt syrup. It got all over the sheets. It’s been three weeks of washing, and my sheets still are sticky.

by California Wednesday February 22, 2018