bet you won't swing

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

by JYahhh December 21, 2009

Swine flu party

A party in which many people gather in a house where someone is infected with the H1N1 influenza virus in hopes of catching it, therefore being immune.

Hey Tom, I heard Becky got the H1N1 virus and is holding a swine flu party at her apartment!

by Mr. Piglet September 1, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.

Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.

Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.

by Game Cat May 1, 2009

i swing both ways

I'm bisexual

I don't mind who I go home with, I swing both ways.

by Dingo99 November 17, 2013

Swine Flu

Hooking up with a fat chick.

Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?

by Rhynon July 1, 2009

swing on it

What you tell someone they can do. Can be used in place of 'Kiss my ass', 'go to hell', or 'fuck off' etc... Refers to the male genetalia.

"You got a problem? Well fuckin swing on it."

by EBS121781 April 22, 2008

Swine Flu

The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.

Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..

by Swineian October 31, 2009