Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
by shifter027 June 06, 2010
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Swine Flu

catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman
by C-10 February 17, 2011
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Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs
Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.
by Estall December 31, 2009
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Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.
Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.
by Srt123456 February 10, 2010
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Swine-o

A person who drinks so much wine that they start to get fat, even though they don't really eat anything; comparable to a person who gets a beer belly
Oh my god, Karen, you're such a swine-o! Your gut is touching the floor, and it's not because you're leaning!
by pepsismear July 27, 2019
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Uncultured Swine

An uncultured swine, (AKA a Colby) is someone who doesn't know shit about a fucking thing related to pop culture. Sometimes, their complete lack of knowledge makes you so absolutely sick, you projectile vomit all over their stupid face.
You've never seen Game of Thrones? You uncultured swine!

Dude, you're such and uncultured swine, your name must be Colby.
by K, Love You Bye February 12, 2023
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uncultured swine

1. (noun) when a person notices something very iconic & he or she does not know what is. 2. (noun) A non-intellectual.
Wow! There is a certain percentage that the person reading this is wondering what uncultured swine is, may be one!
(Actual example): A 10-year girl doesn't know where the krabby patty came from, & guesses it's from McDonald's;
by bluestardust96 February 13, 2019
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