stiffs your dick

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.

by KevinYarris January 16, 2008

going stiff

Something like the poop shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the shit held in your arse until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking.

Hey Greg, what's wrong? Going stiff are you?

by Kristina Green April 25, 2008

stiff

A Stiff, a person that has left this plane of exestance (dead as the cat in the road) the word "stiff"was given due to rigermortis (stiffening of the body and joins) making the body very hard to move

Police officer "send the coriner...we got a stiff"

by Alucard Djin July 11, 2004

stiffy

What happens when you take a girl out to dinner and she orders $40 worth of food and only has a 20 dollar bill. She claims she needs the 20 to get onto the turnpike.

Don't take that girl Crystal out, she will pull a stiffy.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

stiff

to get conned by someone; cheated out of what you earned/won

I was tryin to hustle for some cash but I got stiffed by some guy when he didnt pay up after he lost in a game of pool.

by the3pit0m3 June 25, 2004

stiff neck

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

by Robdogbro June 21, 2008

stiff turner

when u take a shit and then put it in the freezer, then you use it to fuck a girl.

Hey baby why don't you go grab that stiff turner from the freezer and bring it to bed

by Dinkleheimer Cocksmere July 5, 2009