Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 14, 2010

Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick

Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!

by Horacio Fartknocker May 09, 2021

slay stick

A male penis used to slay the shit out of broad

Johnny slayed the shit out of serena with his slay stick last night

by Camp Business January 16, 2009

Yoda Stick

A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.

Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.

by SAM:> April 15, 2009

pixie stick

makes you a whore

hey bitch you wanna pixie stick? no thanks, my mum said those turn you into a whore.

by bakugos tits July 01, 2020

barf on a stick

An expression used to express disgust, anger, or general hatred.

Abbreviated: barf.

P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."

P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"

by Ohdeer October 20, 2009

Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015