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APARTMENT STEADING

-home steading but in an apartment
You can still skip the grocery store and be independent, by canning and preserving your food at home. You can also join with other people and create a community garden. If you are even more courageous you can start a community farm. There is hope, there is always a path to freedom. It's not normal for us to spend our whole life paying bills. Your food should be all stocked up for 20 years from only 1 year of work. And your days should be spent laying down and wasting your time. Don't let greedy people who own media and want to own your air/food/water supple convince you paying for it is normal. It isn't.

1-Need a pantry(constructed in cornerwall) often from scrap materials
2-Has a small indoor garden (not hydroponic)
3-Mills your own flour
4-has a minimum of 5 years stocked canned food that was all done themselves/with family.

Optional:
Quail pets
Rabbit pets

Rick:I wish I had 2 million dollars some day to do homesteading
HENRY: I heard Mary is apartment steading. You don't need much to start that.

-www.microsteading.com
I never used to buy those 20 dollar steaks but now I can get them for $5 because of Apartment Steading.
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A businessman by title, a sales and retail guru by trade, and a safari enthusiast at heart.

Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.

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