Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 12, 2022

stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.

Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.

by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy

by jack_99 February 3, 2020

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

stealth exit

The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.

"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."

by Northern Wazzock June 28, 2024

Stealth

A shy kid who doesn’t burst out in conversations and likes to disappear whenever he can. An Awesome superhero, but honestly his friends are a lot better. This kid will always have amazing friends to help him get out of situations. He is also a huge flirt, but only with one girl in his life. He is really loyal and won’t give on anything until it’s finally finished.

Stealth: Two months Andy! You are going to be grounded for two solid months! Do you realize how lonely I’m going to be!

by MD Jules November 14, 2020

Ukrainian Stealth

Maintaining a low-profile while neutralizing or countering advanced-recon technology through the utilization of inexpensive or easily sourced materials.

"The United States government has spent billions on spy-tech and remote monitoring technologies just to be defeated by a sticker over a camera lens peeled from an empty deodorant canister....talk about Ukrainian Stealth."

"Russia's brute-force tank columns were no match for Ukrainian Stealth when they figured out they could strap a bomb to a UAV and fly it from outside of their effective range."

by xNKRYPTDx June 13, 2025