squeans

Jeans that are way too small on a person and squeeze their ass flat, leaving a muffin top of sizeable proportions (squeeze+jeans)

Bro: Dude, check out her squeans!
Dude: She looks like a mushroom!

by Taj Mahaler July 1, 2011

Squeak Squeak

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.

Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!

by PokerB August 27, 2012

squeaker

Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.



British, pan-regional, although rare.

That squeaker over there is doing my head in!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Squeaker

A dry snitcher. A person who unintentionally tells on someone. No malicious intent is involved in being a squeaker.

A snitch is a squealer. A dry snitch is a squeaker.

Person 1: "I accidentally squeaked what you told me last week to the teacher."
Person 2: "I told you not to tell anyone!"
Person 1: "Dude, I'm sorry, like I said I didn't mean to."

by BAYBEE82 December 11, 2010

squeaky mcsqueakers

a random word punned by me and my pals.
really random.
used to express someone's name that you think is annoying

Dang! Paul is a squeaky mcsqueakers.
Chea boi!

by Sara Golembiewski November 10, 2006

squealing sloth

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

Squeaky-Bed-Game

Also known as SBG - it is the act of participating in sex of some sort, on a bed, that squeaks.

"Did you hear Rob and Janice last night, Then must have been playing the Squeaky-Bed-Game."

by Raven-Tabarez October 5, 2009