Slunch

A hybrid between lunch and snacks, often consumed when you're too late for lunch but too early to snack like a responsible adult. It's like "Brunch" but a slightly disorganized cousin version — Slunch doesn’t follow rules. Slunch just vibes.

"I didn’t eat lunch, but I demolished a bag of chips, last night's cold pizza, and a protein bar around 3pm. So yeah, I guess that was my slunch."

“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”

by vaultimor June 23, 2025

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Slunch

A large slice, typically of cake or pie. When you want to ask for a bunch of a dessert without seeming like a fatty.

Can I have a slunch of that chocolate cake?

by stingRay98 August 1, 2025

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Spunck

Racial slur used to describe anyone who is a nuisance.

Shut up you fucking spunck. Joe shot 2 of 14 from the field in the basketball game, that guy is a spunck. Aidyn’s girlfriend is a spunck ass hoe.

by andrue19_ December 2, 2025

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California Sunchips

While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.

Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips

by Kademus February 9, 2015

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dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

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