Sammy Sprinkler

A chelsey hass.... one who is defined as a person who spits when they talk, or just tries way to hard to be cool, and has a swagger of a nerd.

A girl named Chelsey Hass. sammy sprinkler

by WaNnA--bE January 24, 2011

spritzer

n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles.
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid

-"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows."

-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."

by frenchiekaia January 18, 2008

Splinter

Guttie aka Remix aka Weasel

Splinter always combs over his greasy hair with his paw

by THUGMONEY April 13, 2005

sprinkler

When a female gives head to a group of dudes standing around in a circle, and then spits out the cum like a garden sprinkler.

Fish: Yo, did you hear that chick did a sprinkler on the entire boys basketball team?

Josh: Yeah man, she is an a.n.c.h.o.r.

by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

Splintercellulitis

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.

Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"

by Matazaron November 11, 2007

Splinter

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco

"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"

by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017