Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

Toilet Sponge. by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004

Ass-Sponge

A communal sponge and bucket full of salt water used to clean the anus of debris.

Do you find it hard to get in the inner anal cavities? Is the 2-ply toilet paper not enough for your vigorous wiping? The solution to your problem is the Ass-Sponge. With two easy payments of $12.33 you can get an Ass-Sponge with a bucket of salt and an extra Ass-Sponge FREE! Disclaimer:Salty ass may occur

Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?

Ass-Sponge by Zombie Billy Mays April 30, 2011

Fun Sponge 

Someone who soaks up fun

Mark: I'm going to start saving up for a big musical shopping spree :P

Lizzie: Bills first...

The world: what a fun sponge

Fun Sponge by I have big boobs June 12, 2011

love sponge 

A love sponge is one who is completely in awe of their partner, catering to their every wish. (S)He loves to lie in their partner's arms like a pile of goo, soaking up all the love. When squeezed, the love starts to pour out of them in the form of overly romantic gestures, often accompanied by an excited squeal.

Friend 1: "That guy, Carlyle, took his girl on an all-day date, gave her wine, chocolates, a picnic, wrote her a sonnet and performed it for her. To finish off the date, they watched Netflix while he rubbed her feet."

Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."

love sponge by aliyyah27 September 24, 2016

information sponge 

someone who likes to learn.

Do you like to learn? Yes, i'm an information sponge

information sponge by migady June 22, 2017

A Sponge 

Someone who absorbs all roasts of him and never roast back or someone who doesn’t give a fuck

I roasted him and he just stood there, what a sponge

Bob doesn’t give a fuck about anything, he’s such a sponge

A Sponge by Fredrick510 August 12, 2019

The Sponge 

a word used to describe a guy who sleeps with any and all girls possible. He has absorbed STD's from all walks of life...

How could you sleep with The Sponge?? Perfect for describing tattooed bartenders who your friends sleep with...

The Sponge by Pam5831 July 29, 2008