splartz

A minor annoyance, something not quite right, that most people would just live with. An inconvenience small enough to discourage serious investment from organizations be solved, but something that still could be improved.

The railing not having smooth edges is such a splartz.

by Mr_IO October 5, 2022

Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

Spurtle

Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.

She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh

by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023

slurt

(v.) A family friendly variation of slurring.

I am going to slurt all over the new interface.

Kaitlyn, please stop slurting all over my texts.

by ulski April 27, 2023

Slurt

A racist slut.

Oh my gosh, Jaicey is such a slurt!

by mrsgobbler June 6, 2023

splart

to completely flop, fail, generally not succeed
the opposite of slay

hey man, I totally splarted that math test

by anonymous155555 January 1, 2024

Splurp

Same thing as slonking.

"Hey bro, I'm tired, let's go have a splurp!"

by Splurper January 5, 2024