Split Op

A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.

Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.

That Split Op soldier sure is a pussy.

by Dave Gattler June 20, 2006

lickidy split

When you are having sex and she splits her legs so you can lick her pussy

She went lickidy split in bed last night

by Ur dead nan June 21, 2015

lickity split

The act of licking a vagina.

My husband likes it lickity split style.

by Mr. Awesomeness May 4, 2008

Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

splitting up

The action almost always taken by those who find themselves in horrific situations involving psycos, aliens, etc.

preppy guy - "Lets try splitting up so we can cover more ground."
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"

by ripper44872 June 1, 2006

Banana split

When a man puts scoops of ice cream, nuts, chocolate syrup, and a cherry near his genitals and a woman does a "split on the banana"

"Woah bro I didn't really think she'd do the banana split!! "

by Black lémon June 7, 2016

Crushing Splits

Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.

Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.

Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"

by Drevin August 5, 2009