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Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.
noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.
by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017
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bulletproof snowflake

A person that pretends to care deeply about a progressive movements and beliefs, but is really using a faux concern to stop the opposition.
The chief whip of the conservative party is a bulletproof snowflake for complaining about bullying, when it is literally the job of the whips to bully other members of parliament to vote with the government.
by alexp700 November 9, 2022
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Snowflake

A derogatory name for liberals coined by people who’ve become offended by M&M, Bert & Ernie, sneakers, socks, a coffee cup, a coffeemaker, a holiday greeting, a cooler, Starbucks, Coke, Oreos, Big Bird, Mr. Potato Head, KOHLS, Nordstrom, Macy’s, WalMart, Target, the NFL, NBA, MLB, SNL, Nascar, Univision, Netflix, HBO, CBS, UPS, and (checks notes) Minnie Mouse.
That Snowflake is outraged were taking her rights away.
by jByeDon July 12, 2022
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Snowflake

Justin Matthew Feldhake because he won’t fix his turn signals
Justin is being a real snowflake about fixing his husbands truck.
by MmmmBobs October 3, 2023
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Special Snowflake

A Youtube guy that makes over-edited videos for fun and uploads them to youtube. He is also the leader of a group named 'The Sniggers'. His identity is unknown but is referred by other Sniggers as 'Pat'. His face is composed by a face mask, Sunglasses and a backwards cap, as known so far. This man is also known as a complete retard.
That Special Snowflake Guy is a retard.
by The Sniggers July 24, 2019
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Snowflaked

Getting crossed on three different substances.
Dude I was fucking snowflaked after that party last night. That shit was crazy.
by bleep blorp tasty cock June 8, 2018
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snowflake

a term used by conservatives when they are offended by someone else's opinion
person A: btw thats pretty offensive in case u didnt know
person B: stay triggered snowflake
by uwuxander August 9, 2021
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