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Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"
by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 26, 2022
mugGet the Skid Row Smoothiemug.

smoothie

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie
by stom December 27, 2014
mugGet the smoothiemug.

smoothie talk

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.
I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.
by kingbee921 June 13, 2019
mugGet the smoothie talkmug.

Frothy smoothie

Frothy is a great artist that makes some very good masterpieces and she is also a great fren
by Eljacob April 8, 2022
mugGet the Frothy smoothiemug.

strawnana smoothie

A type of smoothie made with strawberry and banana.
by Ritacca February 14, 2023
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Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.
Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017
mugGet the Subway Smoothiemug.

Oreo Smoothie

During the sexual act of anal, the male hits climax and ejaculates into the females rectum. Later on, the female will the defecait creating what is known as a oreo smoothie Yummy
Jenny just made me an oreo smoothie, I can't believe how delicious it is!
by Sack of Wine May 8, 2016
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