The Smooth Polak

the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.

An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010

Strawberry Smoothie

When you cum in a girl on her period then continue fucking to mix it up. Then proceed to let the girl squat over your mouth and queef the pink liquid into your mouth.

My cousin made me a tasty ass strawberry smoothie this Christmas

by ThaPussayDestroyer February 4, 2020

Cha cha real smooth

Expression used for accentuate the success of a risky and improper move.

When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 15 minutes: cha cha real smooth

by anonymous September 16, 2020

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

SmoothCopyCat

A bitch that always tries to be cool, but ends up looking like a loser

Kai: "Yo Tony, you hear about that one chick that tried to have that party last week?"
Tony: "Yah bro, the band she got was sooooo last week, such a let down."
Kai: "What a SmoothCopyCat."
Tony: "I'd still hit it."

by Pawngame June 28, 2011

nigger smooth

Nigger smooth: a task that was executed well

hugh slid across into the room via the wet floor the other night it was nigger smooth

by Ad mall January 4, 2008

Smoothie Queen

Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie

"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."

by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005