Shitsation

A Shitsation is a situation which is shit to be in. Usually caused by no one in particular but all the same its shit to be in. Very similiar to the phrase 'between a rock and a hard place', it differs in that it usually involves relationships.

what a shitsation

by foxeeee July 26, 2011

Shitation

The process of shitting

The shitation of the human body amuses me

by Nathaniel B September 12, 2016

Bathroom Situation

An awkward, inexplicably bizarre, and often inescapable social situation, usually between friends or acquaintances. Originates from the idea of being trapped in a bathroom with multiple people.

"So I was with my girlfriend the other day, and suddenly my ex gets on the same elevator we're on only to have it break down a few seconds later. It was a classic bathroom situation."

by Cartmonger August 16, 2010

sitation

(second meaning)

Quoting a site.

You can put a sitation of my blog in yours.

by Shingi July 22, 2007

3 strap situation

when you are wearing velcro trainers, like nike courts, and have a feeling you will need to run very soon, and wont have time to bend down and do it when necessary, so you do up all 3 straps before any trouble starts, also making sure ur shoes dont fall off when u run.

mandem 1: oi u guna brik his window den yeh?
mandem 2: yes m8 get redy 2 run yeh?
mandem 3: this a 3 strap situation man, leme do em up yeh.
mandem 1: fuck it *smash*
mandems 1,2 and 3: shiiiitt ruuuuuun!!!!!!!!! *all run away realy fast and mandem 3s shoes would have come off had he not done up all 3 straps*

by janek winniczek July 30, 2007

Win-win situation

A situation in which you benefit twice and no one else benefits at all.

You: if you buy me a hotdog and give me the change then it's a win-win situation!

by Phillup13 May 27, 2019

situational

noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.

"I am totally into Peg from accounting."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."

by They call me "The Kid" December 29, 2007