Putting Your Skirt On!

To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.

I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.

by PrincessDi August 7, 2008

Powder Skirt

A term used to describe somebody acting like a total nancy on the mountain, or just in general.

Mary: "What's Steve's problem? Why won't he just hit that shit?"
Jane: "I dunno, he's being a total powder skirt today"

by ShredBunny February 13, 2010

Skirt-daddlin

When a man chases after a woman in a skirt.

When mike dissapeares after Rebecca leaves you better bet he's skirt-daddlin.

by systemnage February 19, 2017

Red Skirt

A phrase commonly used in some Caribbean islands that refers to an underage female who attends secondary school. The term is derived from the color of the school uniform that these females wear.

Example 1:
Dude, you really need to stop texting these red skirts. You're going to get in trouble with their parents.

Example 2:
Person A: You'll never believe it. My lawyer was arrested.
Person B: Wtf!! What did he do?
Person A: They said he was sleeping with a Red Skirt

by CaribbeanWordKing November 21, 2018

Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".

"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."

by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022

Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020