A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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by Alessio Datura April 5, 2022
Get the Skirt Smoker mug.A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
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A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
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In this context, the term "skirt" is being used to describe a man who dates another man but does not identify as gay. This usage mirrors the slang term "beard," which refers to a person (often a woman) who dates someone to conceal their true sexual orientation. Therefore, "skirt" can be defined as follows:
**Skirt:** A term used to describe a man who dates another man to give the impression that he is not gay, despite his sexual orientation or attractions. This term parallels the slang "beard," which describes a similar dynamic but typically involves a heterosexual relationship.
**Skirt:** A term used to describe a man who dates another man to give the impression that he is not gay, despite his sexual orientation or attractions. This term parallels the slang "beard," which describes a similar dynamic but typically involves a heterosexual relationship.
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