selfie suicide

A retarded trend mostly done by emo's that involves the person taking a picture of themselves as a meaningless martyrdom attention seeking act before they kill themselves and then they get their idiot friends to post it on internet websites like 4chan.com.

John got out his smartphone and took a gun to his while taking a picture of himself before he did the selfie suicide and then had his friend Jane post it on 4chan.com.

by superbipolar420 March 4, 2016

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

by RamonaX June 27, 2014

Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.

Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.

by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018

Seat belt selfie

Term for person (usually women) who only take selfies while in a car or driving and nowhere else, with the seat belt neatly across the chest. Person may have self image issues and feel hidden somewhat by being in a vehicle as they post no other type of self pictures.

What do you think of the new girl, Debbie? She looks kinda cute, but it's hard to tell with all the seat belt selfies on her Facebook page.

by Lazy_Tiger July 18, 2016

Blue bitmoji selfie

Person who uses this bitmoji selfie is a stoner , a dealer or a weirdo. Or all of that.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.

Did you see that y/n has a Blue bitmoji selfie?
-Yeah, y/n is a typical stoner

by Lottalost June 24, 2020

Selfie Tunnel Syndrome

Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.

Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."

by pajaru April 3, 2019

Selfie Induced Coma

A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.

S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji

by idk6000 May 2, 2022