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Deet Season

A period of time where all idiotic, extreme, or outlandish ideas must become a reality. This time period normally lasts three to four days, starting on the second Friday of each month. This time period contains pretty much no sleep, lots of stunts, and borderline illegal pranks to entertain you and your friends. Tbh its just a time set aside to be really retarded.
I normally would not quit my job by shitting on my bosses desk and writing out "I quit" in human feces, but shit, its DEET SEASON BOYS.
by nlmayse July 16, 2018
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Roster Season

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.
Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.
by perished_pp May 12, 2022
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flossin season

When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open
That's the fifth Box Chevy I've seen with rims back on, Flossin Season must be open
by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014
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Twerk season

Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*
by Linglong221 June 4, 2020
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Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.
“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”
by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009
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Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder
US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!
by megan3.0 October 13, 2016
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seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).
The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.
by Tree Lover December 25, 2015
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