Samuel

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.

Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.

by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023

Samuel

Someone who enjoys animal cruelty

Bro don't let him play with your dog. Don't you know he is a samuel?

by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024

SAMUEL

The world most nerdy kid. He wants to attract girls at the age of 15. Samuel is tall and skinny. He would do anything to attract Javier and Aaron

Samuel

by Pseudo Harem November 22, 2024

Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx

Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x

by Ralphp May 31, 2024

Samuel

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

by JetJunkie June 4, 2024