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a simmie is a nasty nasty gay person who's homophobic and projects their gayness onto other ppl (by accusing them of being gay) to hide the fact that they are gay themselves.
Person one: Do you know simmie?

Person two: Yeah, he accused me of being gay when im literally homophobic...
simmie by t3rarix October 7, 2021
Wow samier is a mf simp
Samier by Luigga December 22, 2021

Tallahassee Sammich 

While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass
"Man, my girlfriend is so awesome, she got her friend and they did a Tallahassee Sammich on me!"
Tallahassee Sammich by Samuraijake January 19, 2010
Sometimes considered a 'gay max'. Known, to enjoy sexual pleasure with goats. Also sometimes known as HARDCORE. Considers 'Mosha Trix' King of coners,the man along with co coner Darksouls.
If she wishes, she may have my children ;).
'Hey Samie, you're HARDCORE'
'Whoaaaa Samie, you gave that goat a DAMNED good seeing to.'
Samie by Mosha Trix December 18, 2003
A delicious feast between two slices of bread, most preferably made by a woman.
Woman! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Sammich by mble May 13, 2010
same
i got a 87% on my exam" "samies!!!!
samies by chemzee21 December 24, 2010