Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

by SquatingDog March 14, 2020

Because I said so

An intellectually dishonest response used, usually by parents, to justify making a child comply with an ostensibly irrational directive which the child finds objectionable or in an effort to terminate an argument they find inconvenient. Anyone who makes this argument demands respect while not giving it. They will not tolerate temper tantrums while having them.

If your only reason is "because I said so" a child over a certain age should refuse to accept the reasoning. This reasoning is insulting and bullying and is only used to defend a position that makes no rational sense.

Children are capable of critical thought at a young age and usually will listen to sound argumentation.

Kid: "Mom, why should I do objectionable order?"
Mom: Just do it.
Kid: I just want to know why. It doesn't make sense.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: I know what you said, I just want valid reasons.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: You're being intellectually dishonest.
Mom: Flips out.

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.

boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005

I’m gay, who said that?

When you’re gay and somebody said that you are but you don’t know who said such things.

Him: You’re gay?
Him 2: I’m gay, who said that?

by NotGayWhoSaid September 17, 2017

that's what she said

Citizen Band 10 code is 10-5 for that's what she said

Bob: Put it on the other side
Joe: 10-5

by Greatbarron May 3, 2004

thats what she said

A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...

Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while.
Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream)
person2: o shit this is really slippery
person1: thats what she said...

what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery...

this can be used in anything...

by abdumac August 20, 2006