Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018

Small sad

used when something disappointing happens, but still is sad

"today im feeling kind of down , im feeling small sad"

by Joe_hungry February 24, 2022

down sad

so horny that you're depressed

scoutster: 'I am so down sad for alex bro.'
xanny: 'lol'

by deeznvtssss January 28, 2022

sad pupper

a pupper that has faced absolute despair, disappointment, or fear and is in turn sad because of it

that pupper is sad for he is stuck, therefore he is a sad pupper

by Rikerino July 13, 2017

a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 25, 2018

PiC sad

When Partners in Crime cannot be together physically, they still chat, they still see each other, they still love but there are no PiC calls.

This may because of issues with timing, with availability or just because one feels that they can’t give their PiC and their family the love they deserve at this time.

I’m PiC sad, it’s been so long, but the love will always be there.

by Piclover69 July 7, 2021

Liquid Sadness

The shits. Intense serious squirts like Niagara Falls coming out of your ass. What Terry gets when she eats at Chipotle.

Dude, did you hear about Terry? She had a case of liquid sadness while in traffic the other day. She ruined her pants.

by JS-Shitter April 8, 2016