Run batch

The act of masturbation, usually taking place while at work, while driving, in an airplane bathroom, or some equally inappropriate place. The sudden onset of this need is most often brought about by some form of visual stimulation, such as the close proximity of some serious talent. Running batch nearly always results in the deposition of a large load on one's work desk, steering wheel, airplane bathroom door, or some equally undesirable location, leaving the sweaty participant to ineffectually clean up the mess with whatever happens to be on hand.

Man, I was sitting next to the hottest chick on the plane last night. I couldn't even wait until I got back to my hotel, I had to run batch right there in the airplane toilet!!

by Meathammer December 14, 2013

Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Run Ricky

A dude that runs from his problems

A man named jace runs from his problems ; man trying to fight him RUN RICKY

by Blauhhh December 19, 2019

Target run

When one decides to leave their home and “run” to target to purchase a certain item, but ends up purchasing whatever their heart desires.

I need bread, want to do a Target run?

by Wheelsfasho May 2, 2018

Period Run

When you're driving, and you get caught at every red light.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a period run on my way here."

by Andy and Sandy September 6, 2016

Running in flipflops

The sound I two ladies having sex

'I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night'.
'Why?'
'Lesbian housemates were having sex. Sounded like someone running in flipflops'.

by Sadpastie August 20, 2016

Run a Bleeder

That unfortunate time when you just don't have a tampon. A reference to Kiran Gandi, who ran the London Marathon without a tampon to make a statement for women without access to sanitary products.

I got my period and realized I was totally out of tampons so I had to run a bleeder over to Walgreens.

by RHOPV September 15, 2015