crusty roosevelt

The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.

Camille was passed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!

by Bear Balls January 18, 2008

Plentiful Rolls

Looks like abs except not at all and its all fat and it looks like shit.

Nikki has Plentiful Rolls and it doesnt help that she wears tight shirts.

by Cortland Finnnnnnegan April 1, 2010

Two rolls of masking tape

when a girl has a muff and the only way to get rid of it would be two rolls of masking tape :)

Dude1: She has a fucking muff the size of a small forest

Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.

by Bryn/maths April 23, 2010

Fudge Rolls

A really fat black person, usually female.

Look out! Here comes fudge rolls! She's gonna squish us if we don't get outta the way!!!

by Frankie Bennett August 30, 2012

Ab rolls

Abdominal muscles that are made of rolls of fat.

Friend: "hey you got some nice abs!"
Me: "no, it's ab rolls, my fat rolls come together and look like abs"

by Pkerman May 2, 2014

pilla-rollos

En castellano, alguien que piensa las cosas demasiado, les da demasiadas vueltas, pensando siempre en lo peor, y no disfruta de la vida.

Carmen es una pilla rollos del copón. Mikel le dijo que la veía mal, y ya se está imaginando que tiene todas las enfermedades del mundo.

Carme es una pilla-rollos. Desde que ha salido del examen no deja de hablar de ello.

by jorvimas April 5, 2019

roboshitting

the process of secreting due to prior ingestion of DXM: dextromethorphan

i spent half of the night roboshitting after drinking that bottle of tussin

by thetronspeaks March 1, 2011