Retarded llama
is a vague insult much like the word smeg and much like smeg it cant be used as an exclamation and it can really get under somones cock
Retarded llama by pete's dark mind January 3, 2005
retarded bomb
1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.
2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.
3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.
3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.
2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."
3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."
3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
retarded bomb by Chumbucket October 25, 2006
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retarded gazelle
someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.
josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"
david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
retarded gazelle by youwantme23 January 23, 2011
retarded architecture
A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.
Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte
Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte
Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?
Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.
Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.
retarded architecture by The Actual Marshall September 18, 2008
retarded faggot
me: ok let's do math class.
my math teacher: ok guys homework time do it in a few days now cuz im a fucking stupid cunt face who nobody likes and im also a stuck up peice oif shit and i have an actual testical for a brain ok take it now do your like 3 paged homework each page has atleast 20 questions have fun yes because you guys totally dont have important shit to get to like music rehersals because you definatly arent actually performing at a casino grand theater thats over 70 years and totally dont have an actual interscgool debate coming up soon ok bye haha imma go also im a retarded faggot that has no friends
my math teacher: ok guys homework time do it in a few days now cuz im a fucking stupid cunt face who nobody likes and im also a stuck up peice oif shit and i have an actual testical for a brain ok take it now do your like 3 paged homework each page has atleast 20 questions have fun yes because you guys totally dont have important shit to get to like music rehersals because you definatly arent actually performing at a casino grand theater thats over 70 years and totally dont have an actual interscgool debate coming up soon ok bye haha imma go also im a retarded faggot that has no friends
retarded faggot by Stablows July 28, 2021
retarded cumfuck
When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.
retarded cumfuck by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009