Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.

That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.

by MKULTRA March 31, 2015

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.

Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.

by gay rights for women on men April 1, 2015

ally rash

What one would find on their genitals the morning after a night at the club

Jim woke up to find himself with a bad case of ally rash

by -x-x-x- May 6, 2015

plane rash

Flying back in economy feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Person A: Hey, have you flow long-haul from New York to Abu Dhabi before?
Person B: Yeah! It was so bad it gave me crazy plane rash!

by MountainDave January 17, 2019

rash

used instead of cool, awesome, epic, lit, great, fantastic, etc.

"Wow mate, that was so rash!"
"Dude that's rash."
"Oh man, look how rash this is."

"Raaaashh."

by ert23ddacd July 23, 2018

Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.

"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"

by heck_rw August 2, 2018

Rash

That thing you say it is, when you know it's really herpes.

P1: "Whoa Peggy-Sue, what're those red bumps around your honeypot?
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018