Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

Raisin

"did you know that raisins were originally grapes? :0"

You look like a raisin before it was raisned
Because that would be grape

by Pookiebear696969 April 19, 2024

Raisin

Raisin is when a person is dried up. As in they no longer got the juice

Bob: I've been talking to Melissa bro
Jim: Oh naaa she a raisin.

by beca.bangles October 18, 2017

Raisin Occasion

A random craving to engage in sexual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).

Guy #1:
Dude, I know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.

Guy #2:
Sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!

by Mumblefish January 21, 2010

Raisin Seed

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold

“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”

by BiggyButs December 10, 2024

Raisin pizza

A general description for an undesirable thing. Like raisins on pizza, the topic is something heavily disliked.

Did you actually see that movie? It was a total raisin pizza.

by Not Donut August 11, 2021