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rock your face 

To impress, astound, or entertain someone. To "kick ass." The phrase has its origins in the Bon Jovi song "Wanted Dead or Alive," which contains the unintentionally funny line "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." The phrase was popularized by online humorist Seanbaby, whose website boasts "over 40 million faces rocked!" It seems Seanbaby heard the line in the Bon Jovi song, thought it was funny, and made it his own.

The phrase has since found its way into online dialogue, often used facetiously or ironically (similar to modern use of phrases like "stick it to the Man!"), due to the consciously silly nature of the phrase.
"I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." --Bon Jovi
"Over 40 million faces rocked!" -- Seanbaby.com
"This action movie is great. It's gonna rock your face. Hard."
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rock coat 

A heavy coat filled with rocks to put on your wife/girlfriend to help drown her after throwing her overboard. Generally sold in the Bahamas.
"Hey man, got any rock coats? The wife has been a real bitch on this trip."
rock coat by mralberthinters May 28, 2016

rock and roll

A term used to describe the new emergence of rhythm and blues fusion type music in the 1950's. Often the music is referred to simply as rock in modern times. "Rock and rolling" originally was a term frequently used in predominantly black neighborhoods to mean "having sexual intercourse". The term was however first derived as a musical term by disk jockey Alan Freed. Alan Freed first played a collection of rhythm and blues albums in his show under the name "The Moondog Show". However, upon relocating to New York he changed the name to "The Rock and Roll Show". He had full knowledge of the term and it's racy implications, but probably found great satisfaction in the spread of the term among mainstream America with little knowledge of the term's true meaning.
Turn that Darn Rock and Roll music down! Back in my day we beat buffalo skin drums for our music!
-Yelling Parent

Rock and a hard place 

Having to choose between two undesirable situations
Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.

rock cock 

when you go beyond a normal erection and your penis has hardness of stone.
i had major rock cock after walking in on your mom in the shower.
rock cock by tyler0durden July 27, 2005

rock 'n' rule 

when something rocks the casbah, you might say it really does rock 'n' rule!
this song is kickass, it really does rock 'n' rule.
rock 'n' rule by lyricallie June 10, 2007