Quicker Fucker Upper

An alcohol your body just can't process, resulting in a stumble bum like behavior

Patron for me is a quicker fucker upper

by Skidmarkcat June 5, 2023

tennessee quick step

Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.

Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.

by 14 op December 19, 2015

Hot apple quick step

The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck

"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*

by David Winston May 17, 2011

Ram A Quick One

To smoke or drink in a hurry because you are leaving your current location. For example, if you want to smoke a cigarette but your friends don't allow you to smoke in their car, you Ram a Quick One. Or, you just ordered a beer at the bar but your driver is ready to go and is leaving, you Ram a Quick One.

"Hold on dude, let me Ram A Quick One before I get in your car."

"Yo girl, we are bouncing outta this bitch. Place is dead."
"Ok, let me Ram A Quick One! "

by rythelastman September 25, 2015

Arby's Quickie

When you have involuntarily popped a huge throbbing uncomfortable boner in the midst of a non-private or public situation. So you then decide to go to the nearest Arby's and buy the beef n' cheddar sandwich, go to the public bathroom provided, and fuck the sandwich through the buns like theirs no tomorrow. When you nut, the cum looks like mayo, so you go find a homeless person and give them the sandwich as if it was a good deed.

Man, I popped a huge tent pole at Arby's today, so I thought I would pull an Arby's Quickie on this homeless dude.

by jasepi May 4, 2017

slip a quickone

To have sex while behind a girl in her anus. Usually at a pool party when you pull the bikini bottom to the side and "slip a quick one" (or a quicky).

"Your pool party was dope Billy, I slipped 3 quick ones on Marge!" You should go slip a quickone on your girlfriend Heather!"

by Kozzer January 3, 2018

Rub a quick one for you brudda

The sentence is used when you beat off for your friend.

1. person : Damn no one probably beats of to me.
2. person : Hold on let me rub a quick one for you brudda.

By CowBoiBiscuitXD

by CowBoiBiscuitXD October 24, 2022