Purple Pop

And engorged male cock with an oversized, bulbous, purple hued bell end.

That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.

Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.

That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Purple McGuire

Another word for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you know how David Carradine died? He gave himself a Purple McGuire.

by KrebsWorld June 11, 2014

Tasted Purple

The feeling you get in your brain after you've hit your head on something hard, usually the back of the head.

I fell of my skateboard and hit my head so hard I tasted Purple.

by BJC92 July 26, 2017

purple dino

Barny the idiot

The purple dino lost his job

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018

The Purple Order

A subreddit about FNaF shitposts, usually including in depth descriptions of characters shitting, cumming, pissing or doing other such things. One of the famous stories written by TPO(The Purple Order) is called Freddy Takes a Shit.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of TPO?"

Guy 2: "You mean The Purple Order? Aren't they the guys that wrote Freddy Takes a Shit?"

Guy 1: "Yeah!"

Guy 2: "That was some funny shit, not gonna lie."

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

purple nagger

The woman who loves you and tells you things to remember or do!.....and ya do it because youre gay for her!she is the best woman ever!your love!bee's knees!angel!

MY purple nagger told me "put on youre seatbelt shmoop"!

by mr potato shmoop October 10, 2009

purple day

held on december 30th, purple day is celebrated to honour those you will love and trust for a long time 💜

"because today is purple day, we need to love those around us."

by treadinglowkey December 29, 2018