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pseudo-gay

"Dude why are you being pseudo-gay"
by Chris i think i can September 17, 2008
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Pseudo-Coon

A person who is disguised as a coon, but really isnt
Dave R.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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Psuedo-Engrish

When a singer poorly mimics an accent, usually Latino or East Asian.
Guy 1: Diana Krall's a great singer.

Guy 2: Really? I heard her cover of 'So Nice' and she had a bit of an Elmer Fudd thing going on.

Guy 1: Must've been a spot of psuedo-engrish.
by Xanias August 15, 2010
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psuedo stoner

An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.
"That dude is a psuedo stoner, man."
by youfoundher February 6, 2015
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pseudoevil

A person or act that is not morally lacking, but does things or is done in a way as to make it seem so.
The pseudoevil banker smiled as he informed George of the foreclosure, though he really couldn't care less.
by Arcades December 24, 2008
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pseudodivorce

When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.

They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."

Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."

Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"

Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."

Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."

Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."

Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."

Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."

Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
by Adel7 August 28, 2007
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pseudohere

used in away messages to indicate that the person would rather not talk, but will if someone else talks first
"im doing my homework, im pseudohere"
by kl;kjlhuhg May 10, 2008
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