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Profess

To tell someone your live for hem
I will now profess my love to you
by THE MAN WHO October 17, 2019
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Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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Professionable

Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at
E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.
by NordicNibba February 16, 2025
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Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.
He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.
by anonymous January 18, 2024
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Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.
Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.
by Photofreek18 January 7, 2020
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Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.
John is a Professional Firer.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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professionality

It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.
Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!
by Lacoong June 16, 2019
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