by Christian Dave June 6, 2017
Get the positive dreamingmug. Lisa: She's a missirable bitch that one.
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive
by Clint Beancake November 28, 2012
Get the Cock positivemug. The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
Get the Piss Positionsmug. A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.
Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
by Liqr1 August 22, 2010
Get the Position/Inquisition?mug. When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
Get the GoKart Positionmug. by Bad Placebo January 20, 2009
Get the Underdog Positionmug. derived from a term used on fifa '09
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 11, 2009
Get the Positive Jostlemug.