african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.

“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”

by itsok2005 February 03, 2022

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 04, 2024

Porch Friday's

Sitting on the porch smoking cigars drinking beer with your bro's. Originated at ΔΧ -LSU

Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week

by Chicha chin June 17, 2017

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 02, 2021

porch lean

grape or cherry kool-aid with vodka, for people who are too broke for real lean

Bro, is Jared really sipping?

Nah, its just porch lean.

by lakjdlkfjlaj October 09, 2020

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 09, 2020

Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."

Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.

by WMWARRIOR February 25, 2022